Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Why, Why, WHHHYYYYYY!

My aunt is a very educated ~68 yr. woman, computer savvy, retired Middle School Texas History teacher who has about 3 books published. ...but why does she forward this crap...


The subject line was:
"Fwd: FW: FW: We're gonna be R I C H !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Money Angel




This is a money angel

Pass it to 6 of your good friends,or family and be rich in 4 Days.
Pass it to 12 of your good friends.or family and be rich in 2 Days.

I am not joking. You will find an unexpected windfall.
If you delete it, you will beg.

Trust me!!!

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Ok, let's 'anal-yize' this:
1. Note the subject line with not one, nor two, or even three carefully placed exclamation marks to indicate importance and emphasis.
2. The alluring animated GIF.
3. followed by the threat of breaking the chain.
4. The illiterate (did I spell that right) use of peroids and commas in the Pass it On sentences...
5. Now, considering the numerous times it has been forwarded,you know it has been over 4 days since those first people sent it. I wonder if I emailed them and ask if it was really true, have they reaped their windfall yet? ...or was it really the scam my jaded opinion has labeled this as... or am I just a fuddy-duddy that has missed the humor and frivolity of it.

I'm sorry that is just the kid of person I am - non-conformist with an angelic facade (lol). I have no shame in breaking the chain thus preventing my aunt from obtaining her rightful windfall.

Hummm, maybe I should just forward this one cause if once she gets her millions maybe she'll not forward stupid chain letters to me electronically anymore cause she will have found better things to do.

You know, now that I look back at it, it only says you will be RICH!!!!...!!! It did not qualify that with what you will be rich in...I think it may be richly endowed with spam mail and not money like the GIF and Title lead you to believe...

Sorry Aunt Doris, it's going to the bit bucket. You'll have to live on Teacher Retirement a little longer.

Your Loving Nephew,
Jody

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Oh yeah, I had one of those milestones after Thanksgiving....

We always loose the remotes to the TV/VCR/DVD - what is really pathetic is all are universal remotes and work all 3 applicances and we loose all 3 remotes! I don't loose them, I always put it back on the end table when I get through channel surfing. My daughter got tired of me always groussing about not being able to find the remotes and gave me this for my birthday:
http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/product/sku__SI676FUN
We also put one on my wife's keys, cause she is always running through the house yelling "When are my Keys, I'm going to be late!" One time we found them in the freezer...and she ain't that old - just scatter brained at times.

The only problem with it is a couple of the beepers have a really high frequency, so I can't hear it....so I just keep punching the button until I drive all the hearing people crazy and they bring it too me....kind of like pavlov's dog experiements....is that sadistic?

Summertime Romances

My son was a German Exchange Student this past year and met he first girlfriend that he was 'really' serious about - she was from Deutschland, one of the german exchange students. All he wanted for Christmas was plane tickets to go back and see her. So we agreed to it. A few days before he left, he heard through the 'german-american' grapevine that she had kindda cooled off... Oh great, should have gotten the refundable tickets for twice the price. Well actually there were a lot of friends that he really want to see, so he went anyway....
after numerious delays and 24 hrs. later than he should have, he finally arrived in Frankfurt and made his way to Kassel, where he was staying. (see details of the adventure @ http://billytheskid.livejournal.com/8352.html)

NEWAY, I made this post for Summertime Romances as food for thought for him...
http://billytheskid.livejournal.com/8928.html?thread=22752#t22752

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Great Play for the Holiday Season

This is a quick post, it's late and we have been up celebrating our 24th Annv....excerpt of earlier mail

I just saw a really cute play tonight...
If you have time you need to catch it - it runs until Dec. 23rd, "Abuelita's Xmas Carol" at Play! Theatre on 1204 Cedar Ave. (East of I-35 between 12th and MLK - Closer to 12th, but there is a light for Cedar on MLK)
It is a mix of Dicken's "Christmas Carol" and "It's a Wonderful Life" themes all rolled into a great story about a family and their Grandmother.
http://www.playtheatregroup.org/abuelita.html call for tkts@512-619-5327
It is such a nice story, bring Kleenex's or handerchiefs cause you will be laughing and crying at the same time!


... and Yes, for those who might be wondering... It was a successful Anniversary Celebration! ....Good Play, Good Food (Kababalicious on 7th just W. of Neches), Armadillo Christmas Bazzar, followed by dessert @ Katz's, I mean how can you go wrong with that! :-)

Hope you get time to see it, Joel

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Good food for thought on tolerance from many different angles.
Got this from another thread. I think this is good, well at least it makes me feel better about myself and how I feel at times....

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/12/us/12evangelical.html?

Monday, December 11, 2006

Interesting View on Religion and Culture

I received this email from a discussion group I joined, made me stop an think...

Subject: [discussion] From the pen of a baptist minister...
From the pen of a baptist minster...OpinionWhen religion loses its credibility
By Oliver "Buzz" Thomas Mon Nov 20, 6:40 AM ET

What if Christian leaders are wrong about homosexuality? I suppose,much as a newspaper maintains its credibility by setting the record straight, church leaders would need to do the same:
Correction: Despite what you might have read, heard or been taught throughout your churchgoing life, homosexuality is, in fact,determined at birth and is not to be condemned by God's followers. Based on a few recent headlines, we won't be seeing that admissionanytime soon. Last week, U.S. Roman Catholic bishops took the position that homosexual attractions are "disordered" and that gays should live closeted lives of chastity. At the same time, North Carolina's Baptist State Convention was preparing to investigate churches that =are too gay-friendly. Even the more liberal Presbyterian Church (USA) had been planning to put a minister on trial for conducting a marriageceremony for two women before the charges were dismissed on a technicality.All this brings me back to the question: What if we're wrong? Religion's only real commodity, after all, is its moral authority. Lose that, and we lose our credibility. Lose credibility, and we might as well close up shop. It's happened to Christianity before, most famously when we dug in our heels over Galileo's challenge to the biblical view that the Earth, rather than the sun, was at the center of our solar system. You know the story. Galileo was persecuted for what turned out to be incontrovertibly true. For many, especially in the scientific community, Christianity never recovered. This time, Christianity is in danger of squandering its moral authority by continuing its pattern of discrimination against gays and lesbians in the face of mounting scientific evidence that sexual orientationhas little or nothing to do with choice. To the contrary, whether sexual orientation arises as a result of the mother's hormones or the child's brain structure or DNA, it is almost certainly an accident of birth. The point is this: Without choice, there can be no moral culpability. Answer in Scriptures: So, why are so many church leaders (not to mention Orthodox Jewish and Muslim leaders) persisting in their view that homosexuality is wrong despite a growing stream of scientific evidence that is likely to become a torrent in the coming years? The answer is found in Leviticus 18."You shall not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination." As a former "the Bible says it, I believe it, that settles it" kind of guy, I am sympathetic with any Christian who accepts the Bible at face value. But here's the catch. Leviticus is filled with laws imposing the death penalty for everything from eating catfish to sassing your parents. If you accept one as the absolute, unequivocal word of God, you must accept them all. For many of gay America's loudest critics, the results are unthinkable. First, no more football. At least not without gloves. Handling a pig skin is an abomination. Second, no more Saturday games even if you can get a new ball. Violating the Sabbath is a capital offense according to Leviticus. For the over-40 crowd, approaching the altar of God with a defect in your sight is taboo, but you'll have plenty of company because those menstruating or with disabilities are also barred. The truth is that mainstream religion has moved beyond animal sacrifice, slavery and the host of primitive rituals described in Leviticus centuries ago. Selectively hanging onto these ancient proscriptions for gays and lesbians exclusively is unfair according to anybody's standard of ethics. We lawyers call it "selective enforcement," and in civil affairs it's illegal. A better reading of Scripture starts with the book of Genesis and the grand pronouncement about the world God created and all those who dwelled in it. "And, the Lord saw that it was good." If God created us and if everything he created is good, how can a gay person be guilty of being anything more than what God created him or her to be? Turning to the New Testament, the writings of the Apostle Paul at first lend credence to the notion that homosexuality is a sin, until you consider that Paul most likely is referring to the Roman practice of pederasty, a form of pedophilia common in the ancient world. Successful older men often took boys into their homes as concubines, lovers or sexual slaves. Today, such sexual exploitation of minors is no longer tolerated. The point is that the sort of long-term, committed, same-sex relationships that are being debated today are not addressed in theNew Testament. It distorts the biblical witness to apply verses written in one historical context (i.e. sexual exploitation of children) to contemporary situations between two monogamous partners of the same sex.
What would Jesus do?
For those who have lingering doubts, dust off your Bibles and take a few hours to reacquaint yourself with the teachings of Jesus. You won't find a single reference to homosexuality. There are teachings on money, lust, revenge, divorce, fasting and a thousand other subjects, but there is nothing on homosexuality. Strange, don't you think, if being gay were such a moral threat?
On the other hand, Jesus spent a lot of time talking about how we should treat others. First, he made clear it is not our role to judge. It is God's. ("Judge not lest you be judged." Matthew 7:1) And second, he commanded us to love other people as we love ourselves. So, I ask you. Would you want to be discriminated against? Would you want to lose your job, housing or benefits because of something over which you had no control? Better yet, would you like it if society told you that you couldn't visit your lifelong partner in the hospital or file a claim on his behalf if he were murdered?The suffering that gay and lesbian people have endured at the hands of religion is incalculable, but they can look expectantly to the future for vindication. Scientific facts, after all, are a stubborn thing. Even our religious beliefs must finally yield to them as the church inits battle with Galileo ultimately realized. But for religion, the future might be ominous. Watching the growing conflict between medical science and religion over homosexuality is like watching a train wreck from a distance. You can see it coming for miles and sense the inevitable conclusion, but you're powerless to stop it. The more churchleaders dig in their heels, the worse it's likely to be.

Oliver "Buzz" Thomas is a Baptist minister and author of an upcoming book, 10 Things Your Minister Wants to Tell You (But Can't Because He Needs the Job).

And then Life happens...

I had good intentions when I started this. Every week or two I would append something here for fun or therapy. Everyone told me it was good to vent and share...and I needed something to lower my blood pressure.

Well I guess that wasn't bad advise, but how can you posssibly keep up with it and have a job, a family, outside interests. I guess there is the adage, 'If you want something done, find a busy person to do it'... cause someone who is idle, may be aiming to stay that way and it will never get done...
hummmm, so which category does that put me into...