Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Why, Why, WHHHYYYYYY!

My aunt is a very educated ~68 yr. woman, computer savvy, retired Middle School Texas History teacher who has about 3 books published. ...but why does she forward this crap...


The subject line was:
"Fwd: FW: FW: We're gonna be R I C H !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Money Angel




This is a money angel

Pass it to 6 of your good friends,or family and be rich in 4 Days.
Pass it to 12 of your good friends.or family and be rich in 2 Days.

I am not joking. You will find an unexpected windfall.
If you delete it, you will beg.

Trust me!!!

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Ok, let's 'anal-yize' this:
1. Note the subject line with not one, nor two, or even three carefully placed exclamation marks to indicate importance and emphasis.
2. The alluring animated GIF.
3. followed by the threat of breaking the chain.
4. The illiterate (did I spell that right) use of peroids and commas in the Pass it On sentences...
5. Now, considering the numerous times it has been forwarded,you know it has been over 4 days since those first people sent it. I wonder if I emailed them and ask if it was really true, have they reaped their windfall yet? ...or was it really the scam my jaded opinion has labeled this as... or am I just a fuddy-duddy that has missed the humor and frivolity of it.

I'm sorry that is just the kid of person I am - non-conformist with an angelic facade (lol). I have no shame in breaking the chain thus preventing my aunt from obtaining her rightful windfall.

Hummm, maybe I should just forward this one cause if once she gets her millions maybe she'll not forward stupid chain letters to me electronically anymore cause she will have found better things to do.

You know, now that I look back at it, it only says you will be RICH!!!!...!!! It did not qualify that with what you will be rich in...I think it may be richly endowed with spam mail and not money like the GIF and Title lead you to believe...

Sorry Aunt Doris, it's going to the bit bucket. You'll have to live on Teacher Retirement a little longer.

Your Loving Nephew,
Jody

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Oh yeah, I had one of those milestones after Thanksgiving....

We always loose the remotes to the TV/VCR/DVD - what is really pathetic is all are universal remotes and work all 3 applicances and we loose all 3 remotes! I don't loose them, I always put it back on the end table when I get through channel surfing. My daughter got tired of me always groussing about not being able to find the remotes and gave me this for my birthday:
http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/product/sku__SI676FUN
We also put one on my wife's keys, cause she is always running through the house yelling "When are my Keys, I'm going to be late!" One time we found them in the freezer...and she ain't that old - just scatter brained at times.

The only problem with it is a couple of the beepers have a really high frequency, so I can't hear it....so I just keep punching the button until I drive all the hearing people crazy and they bring it too me....kind of like pavlov's dog experiements....is that sadistic?

Summertime Romances

My son was a German Exchange Student this past year and met he first girlfriend that he was 'really' serious about - she was from Deutschland, one of the german exchange students. All he wanted for Christmas was plane tickets to go back and see her. So we agreed to it. A few days before he left, he heard through the 'german-american' grapevine that she had kindda cooled off... Oh great, should have gotten the refundable tickets for twice the price. Well actually there were a lot of friends that he really want to see, so he went anyway....
after numerious delays and 24 hrs. later than he should have, he finally arrived in Frankfurt and made his way to Kassel, where he was staying. (see details of the adventure @ http://billytheskid.livejournal.com/8352.html)

NEWAY, I made this post for Summertime Romances as food for thought for him...
http://billytheskid.livejournal.com/8928.html?thread=22752#t22752

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Great Play for the Holiday Season

This is a quick post, it's late and we have been up celebrating our 24th Annv....excerpt of earlier mail

I just saw a really cute play tonight...
If you have time you need to catch it - it runs until Dec. 23rd, "Abuelita's Xmas Carol" at Play! Theatre on 1204 Cedar Ave. (East of I-35 between 12th and MLK - Closer to 12th, but there is a light for Cedar on MLK)
It is a mix of Dicken's "Christmas Carol" and "It's a Wonderful Life" themes all rolled into a great story about a family and their Grandmother.
http://www.playtheatregroup.org/abuelita.html call for tkts@512-619-5327
It is such a nice story, bring Kleenex's or handerchiefs cause you will be laughing and crying at the same time!


... and Yes, for those who might be wondering... It was a successful Anniversary Celebration! ....Good Play, Good Food (Kababalicious on 7th just W. of Neches), Armadillo Christmas Bazzar, followed by dessert @ Katz's, I mean how can you go wrong with that! :-)

Hope you get time to see it, Joel

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Good food for thought on tolerance from many different angles.
Got this from another thread. I think this is good, well at least it makes me feel better about myself and how I feel at times....

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/12/us/12evangelical.html?

Monday, December 11, 2006

Interesting View on Religion and Culture

I received this email from a discussion group I joined, made me stop an think...

Subject: [discussion] From the pen of a baptist minister...
From the pen of a baptist minster...OpinionWhen religion loses its credibility
By Oliver "Buzz" Thomas Mon Nov 20, 6:40 AM ET

What if Christian leaders are wrong about homosexuality? I suppose,much as a newspaper maintains its credibility by setting the record straight, church leaders would need to do the same:
Correction: Despite what you might have read, heard or been taught throughout your churchgoing life, homosexuality is, in fact,determined at birth and is not to be condemned by God's followers. Based on a few recent headlines, we won't be seeing that admissionanytime soon. Last week, U.S. Roman Catholic bishops took the position that homosexual attractions are "disordered" and that gays should live closeted lives of chastity. At the same time, North Carolina's Baptist State Convention was preparing to investigate churches that =are too gay-friendly. Even the more liberal Presbyterian Church (USA) had been planning to put a minister on trial for conducting a marriageceremony for two women before the charges were dismissed on a technicality.All this brings me back to the question: What if we're wrong? Religion's only real commodity, after all, is its moral authority. Lose that, and we lose our credibility. Lose credibility, and we might as well close up shop. It's happened to Christianity before, most famously when we dug in our heels over Galileo's challenge to the biblical view that the Earth, rather than the sun, was at the center of our solar system. You know the story. Galileo was persecuted for what turned out to be incontrovertibly true. For many, especially in the scientific community, Christianity never recovered. This time, Christianity is in danger of squandering its moral authority by continuing its pattern of discrimination against gays and lesbians in the face of mounting scientific evidence that sexual orientationhas little or nothing to do with choice. To the contrary, whether sexual orientation arises as a result of the mother's hormones or the child's brain structure or DNA, it is almost certainly an accident of birth. The point is this: Without choice, there can be no moral culpability. Answer in Scriptures: So, why are so many church leaders (not to mention Orthodox Jewish and Muslim leaders) persisting in their view that homosexuality is wrong despite a growing stream of scientific evidence that is likely to become a torrent in the coming years? The answer is found in Leviticus 18."You shall not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination." As a former "the Bible says it, I believe it, that settles it" kind of guy, I am sympathetic with any Christian who accepts the Bible at face value. But here's the catch. Leviticus is filled with laws imposing the death penalty for everything from eating catfish to sassing your parents. If you accept one as the absolute, unequivocal word of God, you must accept them all. For many of gay America's loudest critics, the results are unthinkable. First, no more football. At least not without gloves. Handling a pig skin is an abomination. Second, no more Saturday games even if you can get a new ball. Violating the Sabbath is a capital offense according to Leviticus. For the over-40 crowd, approaching the altar of God with a defect in your sight is taboo, but you'll have plenty of company because those menstruating or with disabilities are also barred. The truth is that mainstream religion has moved beyond animal sacrifice, slavery and the host of primitive rituals described in Leviticus centuries ago. Selectively hanging onto these ancient proscriptions for gays and lesbians exclusively is unfair according to anybody's standard of ethics. We lawyers call it "selective enforcement," and in civil affairs it's illegal. A better reading of Scripture starts with the book of Genesis and the grand pronouncement about the world God created and all those who dwelled in it. "And, the Lord saw that it was good." If God created us and if everything he created is good, how can a gay person be guilty of being anything more than what God created him or her to be? Turning to the New Testament, the writings of the Apostle Paul at first lend credence to the notion that homosexuality is a sin, until you consider that Paul most likely is referring to the Roman practice of pederasty, a form of pedophilia common in the ancient world. Successful older men often took boys into their homes as concubines, lovers or sexual slaves. Today, such sexual exploitation of minors is no longer tolerated. The point is that the sort of long-term, committed, same-sex relationships that are being debated today are not addressed in theNew Testament. It distorts the biblical witness to apply verses written in one historical context (i.e. sexual exploitation of children) to contemporary situations between two monogamous partners of the same sex.
What would Jesus do?
For those who have lingering doubts, dust off your Bibles and take a few hours to reacquaint yourself with the teachings of Jesus. You won't find a single reference to homosexuality. There are teachings on money, lust, revenge, divorce, fasting and a thousand other subjects, but there is nothing on homosexuality. Strange, don't you think, if being gay were such a moral threat?
On the other hand, Jesus spent a lot of time talking about how we should treat others. First, he made clear it is not our role to judge. It is God's. ("Judge not lest you be judged." Matthew 7:1) And second, he commanded us to love other people as we love ourselves. So, I ask you. Would you want to be discriminated against? Would you want to lose your job, housing or benefits because of something over which you had no control? Better yet, would you like it if society told you that you couldn't visit your lifelong partner in the hospital or file a claim on his behalf if he were murdered?The suffering that gay and lesbian people have endured at the hands of religion is incalculable, but they can look expectantly to the future for vindication. Scientific facts, after all, are a stubborn thing. Even our religious beliefs must finally yield to them as the church inits battle with Galileo ultimately realized. But for religion, the future might be ominous. Watching the growing conflict between medical science and religion over homosexuality is like watching a train wreck from a distance. You can see it coming for miles and sense the inevitable conclusion, but you're powerless to stop it. The more churchleaders dig in their heels, the worse it's likely to be.

Oliver "Buzz" Thomas is a Baptist minister and author of an upcoming book, 10 Things Your Minister Wants to Tell You (But Can't Because He Needs the Job).

And then Life happens...

I had good intentions when I started this. Every week or two I would append something here for fun or therapy. Everyone told me it was good to vent and share...and I needed something to lower my blood pressure.

Well I guess that wasn't bad advise, but how can you posssibly keep up with it and have a job, a family, outside interests. I guess there is the adage, 'If you want something done, find a busy person to do it'... cause someone who is idle, may be aiming to stay that way and it will never get done...
hummmm, so which category does that put me into...

Monday, July 17, 2006

S. Germany

I guess I am just a southern boy at heart no matter where I am. Munich is my kind of place. - and it's NOT just the beer! I was in Stutgart about 3 years ago and fell in love with the place.
We have been taking the trains, U-Bahns and S-Bahns everywhere. That will be one thing I miss. We did our first overnighter on a train too - Berlin to Munich...tomorrow it is Munich to Venice!
So far so good, we haven't tried to kill each other

Northern Germany

It seems that in N. Germany EVERYBODY smokes....really young kids, too. Just crazy! It also is messy cause they really don't use ashtrays - especially in the train station....that and the lack of A/C makes everythgin dusty. I doen't think i will ever get all the Berlin dust out of my computer! Oh well- that what i get for leaving it open one night....
We did stay in a neat place - Pension Kima just off Fuerkerstandamm ( I think that was the street - Fasion district) Really nice people.

Travel Plan Observations

It does not matter how much you plan, something always happens to screw them up. For instance, we stayed at my daughter’s (College Station) to be halfway to Bush Airport (Houston) to make the drive easier. She decides she needs to mail a package before leaving town, so we spend 30 (extra) mins at Post Office – unplanned delay. We make a reststop halfway to the airport, I had switched my glasses for my sunglasses and I am driving my son’s Jeep Cherokee since we have all the luggage. There is no place to really set my glasses down so I just set them in my lap – I guess – and forgot about that when I got out, cause when we got to the airport we could not find them anywhere...I ONLY have my sunglasses for the whole trip!
Oh well, on the plane it wasn't too bad make sleeping easier.
Had the movie start aura going...lol
The family we were visiting in Kassel took me to her Eye Dr. and I got contacts and reading glasses and non-Rx sunglasses. Lasik is look pretty good right now, but can do it on both eyes due to astigmatism - damn! The contacts are not that bad, but Have the hardest time getting them OUT! Too many years of conditioning when something is coming at your eyeball you look away

Friday, June 30, 2006

Work, Work, and MORE WORK!

I just love my job sometimes...unfortunately this is not one of those times.... Our project is seriously behind schedule and the people who are responible for correcting the problem are all on vacation for the 4th, but do we get to take the time off too? Well, NOOOOO! In the wisdom of Micro Management Anal Retentiveness, we are are not only working the weekend but the 3rd and the 4th! There may be 3/4 of a day worth of work we have to do, then we just sit and stare at each other... but at least I have a job, it could be worse...

Oh well, my one saving grace is in 11 days we leace for Germany and they "said" I will not have to cancel...I hope that is not because they don't think they will ship until I get back - Das wäre schlecht! My son has been an exchange student and we are going over there to 'pick him up' and then manage to spend two weeks finding our way back home....I wish I had Adam Sandler's remote control to fast fwd time...

Guten Tag - Auf Weidersehen

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Father's Day Falafels!

I came across a fellow Texan blogger and have rather enjoyed his Blog. You should check Jim's Blog at Texas Stream of Consciousness - if just for the occasional recipes.

Anyway, he has this falafel recipe that I have been meaning to try out for a couple of weeks.... and I need to say, "Cudos Jim!" I had a little problem with them breaking apart in a patty form, either needed to add more bread crumbs or eggs - I just made smaller patty's, that helped too. However I must say that Cumin is my new favorite spice. It was sealed when I bought it, but when I opened it I had to stop and just inhale the flavorful aroma. I started to kindda laugh at myself inhaling it....the movie "Blow" came to mind...need to make a couple of lines and snort it.
Inspite of them breaking apart everyone said they tasted great, yet the real testament came when everyone went back for seconds! I was a little surprized, my family does not always appreciate my culinary experiments.

Thanks Jim, you are my new pal....keep the recipe's coming!

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

fun food

I don't know why, but I think this is great...
http://www.bluegum.com/OddsEnds/Temp9/veg/

Saturday, June 10, 2006

I guess you never grow up to your mother...

Let me start by saying I am not a morning person...it beome relavent later...
A friend of mine was in the hospital on Tueday, when I got home from visiting him I received a phone call from my Mom (81 yo, oldest in her family) that one of her younger brothers (68 yo) has died rather unexpectedly. Gibby was one of my favorite uncles and it came as quit a shock to the whole family because he is fairly active, always positive and had just been to the Drs. Anyway I got the info that my cousin wanted me to be a pall-bearer and I needed to be at Marshall Funeral Home at 9AM Friday.I live about 4+ hrs from home, so after work on Thursday, I set off and arrived in Corpus Christi around 11:30PM - My mom is a night owl (see, i come by it naturally) and she wanted to talk cause the death has really shaken up the whole family....I mean I thought I would be the next cousin to have to be planning a funeral after my Dad's scare and utilmate 1 month stay in the hospital this past December. Let's just say it hasn't been a very good year the Mircovich Clan... anyway we were up until 1Am talking...I said I was going to set my alarm for 7AM so I could get up and have plenty of time to get to Aransas Pass Funeral Home...usually takes 30mins, but I still think of thing in Austin terms, so figure'd I'd allow an hour for CC rush hour... At 6:30 AM my mom woke me up to be sure I set my alarm for 7AM - "Yes Mom, I'm going back to sleep,now"... 6:45 AM: "Honey, I make you some oatmeal for when you get up so you don't have to waste time", "Thanks Mom, I'm going back to sleep now" as I tossed and turned for the final 13 minutes before the alarm - my mind was racing. Forget-about-it, I'm getting up. I left the house at 7:45, thinking I would be dealing with Austin type morning traffic and opted to drive down Ocean Dr. instead of the Freeway.If anything it would be a nice veiw with the sunrise on an otherwise sad day. OMG, I pass more cars getting out of my neighbor just trying to get to work at home than I passed all the way to downtown Corpus Christi. I forgot I grew up in Mañanaville, I don't know when rush hour is, but it's not 8AM in Corpus Cripsy (as an Austin friend refers to it). I never hit any traffic and arrived in Aranasas Pass around 8:20.The staff was just arriving, I think I might have freaked them out being so early, but it did give me some time to pay my last respects, find a mirror to tie my tie, and take a short nap on the overstuffed couches before the day's activities started.My cousin who was handling organizing stuff for the family got there around 9:15, so I had to give him a hard time about telling me to be there at 9AM!He said I thought your wife was coming, so we told you a little earlier...alas they know her well. We have friends who tell Mary to be places 30 mins early cause they know she will invariable be late."Oh well, my bad, I should have said I was traveling alone..."
Now that everything is over and i have started to catch upon my sleep, I guess it's nice to know you can count on your mom no matter how old you are, I just wish she would believe me when I say I have set the alarm...We will miss my uncle, he was special to a lot of people in his little comuunity of Ingleside and we are all better for it. I am glad to have had such an excellent example of how a person should live their life.
Goodbye Gibby...and thanks Mom.

Friday, May 26, 2006

There's an old country song...

Willie has done it and others, "Ain't it fnny how time slips away". When I started this Blog I was really going to be hot and heavy ....which to me means I was going to post once a week - HA! Then life happened...
Work has become almost entirely all encompassing...which is good that I have a job and I still like it most days, but I would like a personal life. I work for IBM and the project (like most in IBM anymore) has people in Hiafa Isreal, Bangalore India (we call it bang-a-whore, but that's another story), there is a group in China, and shore to shore in USA. I am in the Central Time zone, which I guess is really not that back, except I am NOT a morning person and meetings start around 7:30/8:00 AM ...my usual wake up time - My eyes still can't focus, but that is only because I stayed up late the day before working on code and debugging problems and writting up problems and blah blah blah...just got boring. I think I even forgot my point :-)
but anyway it just hasn't left anytime for the things I like to do. Like going to Hippie Hollow, although I have a friend and he and I have played hookie one Friday a month to go swimming and have some fun later (wink wink)....
I also play bass with a group at church, if it weren't for mandatory Tuesday rehersal's for only 1 hr. I would get NO time to practice the music before Mass. I use to practice one or two time more before Sunday, just so I'd be comfortable with the music. I haven't played bass in 30 years - since I was a teenager playing with a group. Since that time, I mainly played guitar and it really is different. I forgot how different, when I was young it was no big deal switching from one to the other and singing at the same time. Now I feel challenged to walk and chew gum at the same time. It's coming back, although slowly...but I like it and I think I am getting better - don't know how everyone else feels ...hummm
And finally, Riding my bike, but I do think I have resolved that one....after the morning mtgs on Wed and Fri....I am usually just a little frustrated as to why I really have to attend all these stupid meeting just in case there is 'one' question that might come my way AND why I had to wake up earlier than normal so I could focus on the computer screen...I was really having a problem this morning, with allergies and all. But I rode my bike in from Round Rock to Austin - about a 10+ mile ride, NOW I am getting exercise which my pants have been telling me I drastically need to attend to and the stress relief is really the bonus....when I get to work (after a pleasing shower at work) I am ready and renewed to face the frustrations of working with computers that don't want to cooperate with you...like NO ONE can understand that - lol!
I had been taking long rides on Saturdays since my Tennis partner has kinda pooped out, he is traveling more again and everything is busy for him too...and it has gotten warmer and he is not in the best of shape.
I actually rode my bike to a friends house on 51st in Austin, not a bad ride. I had scouted out the route in the car a few weeks earlier and it seemed like a piece of cake, but on the bike I thought I was climbing the Alps ala Lance... mere speed bumps to him- haha . anyway I made it there, had a 'fun' shower with him then we went to lunch, visited for awhile, rode home and lived to tell about...no haeart attack, no stroke, and no wipeouts...
Yep, that happened two wks ago, Thruday nite was stormy lots of rains and wind, my bike route goes through a major road construction area for new toll way and the path was covered in mud. I ride a Mtn. Bike and it picked up a ton of mud, I was coming down a slight hill, but still enough to pick up some speed....when I noticed the right hand side where the road Tee's and I make a right hand turn had standing water.... so I move a little left and try to make a sharper than usual turn....I kept my speed cause I saw a car half a block down the road and I knew I had plenty of time ...well plenty of time on a dry road... since I had to make a sharper turn and with the mud and water on the road the bike just slid out from underneath me. I almost stood up, but got a little road rash none the less on my elbow and forwarm (more like a burn than a scrape) and a couple of dings on my knee cap...after the embarrassment of having the car have to stop and go around me I had to decide....i was 1/3 of way to work, do I tuck my tail under and go home and doctor myself up and take the truck in or go on to work and just get a bandaid from the company nurse... being the he-man (ie. idiot) I am, I chose work. Took my shower and cleaned the wounds with soap as best I could - honestly was surprized it wasn't more sore or tender, but 7 miles on the bike probably the injured area was in shock.... I went over to Security to find where the nurses office got moved to, only to find out that IBM does staff a nurse locally - bit by downsizing again...the nurses are only in New York, convenient. But they do have a First Aid kit and they call the security person with medical approval. I should have known I was in trouble when it took 20 mins for them to locate the first aid kit. All I wanted was some anti0biotic ointment and a bandaid. He said he was not approved to dispense medicine, but could give me alcohol wipes and bandaids. Oh yes, that is what I want on a scrape and burn - an alcohol wipe. He said if I was really hurt, then just call EMS. I toughed it out and did wipe around and over ever boo-boo and got my bandaids, but what an experience! I think I will just go to HEB and get my own ointment and bandaids....if I had the truck I would have had first aid stuff, but if I had the truck I would not have been sprawled out on Bratton Road either, geeze.
Oh well, I was a dumb ass for trying to out run the car when the tires were muddy and it was wet on the road...probably would have qualified as a dumbass even if the road was dry and there was no mud.... OK, so I got a little reality check - damn it, I am not invincible!

Monday, March 06, 2006

Just when you think you know yourself

I took this politics quiz, it is suppose to tell you what your 'political personality' is:
http://www.okcupid.com/politics
I would have said I was socially liberal and fiscally conservative before the test, but either was I very sleepy or I can't read because here are my results:
You are a

Social Conservative
(36% permissive)

and an...

Economic Liberal
(33% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Totalitarian




Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test


maybe i should quit taking these polls?

Monday, February 27, 2006

I am such a dweeb

The title says it all, I just installed Yahoo Messagenger with Voice and tried it out. It actually works rather well on my laptop. I did not know that it had a built in mic. and that was so cool. I find that I am strangly excited and yet no one in my friends list is still up at 12:32 AM Monday morning...well maybe that IS a sign I should be in bed to, but I want to call someone....eventhough I hate talking on the phone.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

The first Living in the Rock post

Well, I have been a reader of BLOGs for a couple of years now and finally have made the jump to be an owner. I live in Round Rock, Texas, which for the geography challenged is just up the road from the State Capital of Austin around the center of the state. Home to the Longhorns from t.u., as us Aggies refer to it. You might be familiar with them if you caught the Rose Bowl the last couple of years. Teas A&M and Texas have been rivals for a long time, and having to endure the 'big heads' that first week after the Rose Bowl, OMG you would have thought it was equivalent to the cure for AIDS or something. ...maybe you've seen the bumper sticker a few years back "Steers and Queers, no place but Austin" - that's why I live here. ;-) lol